 Scouse Vasectomy
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| The Ghost of Inept Pig |
 Apr 11 2006, 17:16
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Max Payne  Group: Admin Posts: 4,397 Joined: 31-March 03 From: Cambridgeshire Member No.: 1  |
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After having their 11th child, a Liverpool couple decided that was enough, as the social wouldn't buy them a bigger bed and they weren't strong enough to nick one, the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would fix the problem but it was expensive. A less costly alternative was to go home, get a firework, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his Ear and count to 10. The Scouser said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest guy in the world, but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me." "Trust me, it will do the job", said the doctor. So the man went home, lit a banger and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5," at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue counting on his other hand... This procedure also works in Birmingham, parts of Essex, Cornwall, Sunderland, Aberdeen and anywhere in Wales |
  
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| Cataclysm=J |
Apr 11 2006, 18:25
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StarQuake  Group: Addicted Gamer Posts: 856 Joined: 11-December 04 From: A place, adjacent to a field Member No.: 168 |
Lol, Been needing a good joke. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
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| PilchY |
Apr 11 2006, 21:03
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Piggeh Killa *IN DEVON*  Group: Addicted Gamer Posts: 1,732 Joined: 7-May 03 From: Kent Member No.: 10 |
hahaha..... love it...
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| DanMaggot |
Apr 12 2006, 13:00
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Chips Challenge  Group: Admin Posts: 2,074 Joined: 6-April 03 From: Kent Member No.: 5 |
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| The Ghost of Inept Pig |
Apr 12 2006, 14:01
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Max Payne Group: Admin Posts: 4,397 Joined: 31-March 03 From: Cambridgeshire Member No.: 1 |
Wasn't mine to begin with... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)
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